38 yer olds are good kisserssss
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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