Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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