Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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