so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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