party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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