oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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