What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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