absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You ate ashes out of my bong
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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