Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
