its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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