It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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