using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize