I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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