Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
