real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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