Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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