We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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