why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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