lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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