Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Who wears a wallet chain?!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
How naked do you want me to be?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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