its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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