So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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