I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i dont even know how to be here
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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