I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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