she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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