three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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