in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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