have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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