just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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