It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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