Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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