No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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