Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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