Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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