glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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