Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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