come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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