This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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