would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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