I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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