Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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