Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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