He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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