wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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