No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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