party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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