I love black thongs
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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