You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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