Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I just googled if crying burns calories
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize