I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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