what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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