Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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