i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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