fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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