Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
ugly people sure do ruin things
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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