it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
false alarm. still invincible.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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